Friday, 29 July 2011

Breakfast Club of America


A cool combo I made of the BC and Birdbrain's Youth of America.

You've been wasted.

Sunday, 24 July 2011

Halloween 2: Alternate Ending (Tv Cut)

The ending to the rarely broadcasted TV cut that switches the movie around quite a bit and especially turns a darker, eerie conculsion into one that ends on a happier note.
Just as the ambulance is about to pull away, a white sheet pops up behind Laurie...
...to reveal the warm-hearted acquaintance she made the night before named Jimmy.
Laurie's face of fear crumbles into a wave of thankful, stunned relief as she realizes that she won't be the only one who came out alive from the long, traumatizing night of terror.
Many fans critize this scene particularly for the acting and the cheesiness it brings to the end of a great movie, but I think Jamie Lee's work here feels as genuine as it always does, as in this alternate ending, Laurie may have lost old friends but now she might just gain a new one. The fear and happiness for the future washes over her face, because she knows that it may be over but it will never be over.
"What's the matter?"
"WE MADE IT!"
Though I wonder why this ending even needed to be shot; everything else was altered/cut because of violence and such, but the original ending could have stayed fine where it was. The original, with Laurie just gazing out past us as Mr. Sandman tunes in and Michael's mask burns is haunting and dark. With Laurie Strode as the (supposedly) only survivor of the massacre. I wonder if this was shot as an alternative end to the actual movie and not just the TV version, because that might make more sense.
Just one of the many fascinating things about these movies.

Friday, 15 July 2011

Halloweeen 2 : The 30th Anniversary Edition

Only a few days ago did I hear of the news that the fan-favorite sequel Halloween 2 is going to be released for a anniversary special edition in September of this year, but the main problem is...it is only being released in Blu-Ray! I don't understand why, especially after fans have been dying for the extra material, they wouldn't simply extend the much awaited release to the DVD format for even more people to enjoy, and for their profits to increase. It really just bothers me because I don't have a Blu-Ray player and I'm dying to see the extra goodies and visual enhancements that this edition brings. On top of that, I don't believe that the Blu-Ray even has many extras -- what I've heard about is a documentary and an alternative ending. By "alternative ending", is Universal referring to the TV cut ending in the ambulance ("We made it!") or something never before seen to anyone? And why aren't there more scenes? or even include the whole TV cut? I don't get why they simply cannot release everything at once and make wheelbarrows of money of it. Maybe something will come along in the form of an "official" release (the TV cut isn't even played on AMC anymore) that won't be too far down the line. I don't know...

Saturday, 9 July 2011

Star Wars: Episode I : The Phantom Menace (1999)

George Lucas' enormous return to the screen, gave the end of a great decade the Movie Event, which sent even non Star Wars disciples into a frenzy of excitement, hype, and hope. It was to the '90s what Batman and Avatar were to the '80s and '00s; mounting a spectacle for film lovers to gather around and cheer with one another. The turn out was something a bit different, with the public split, eliciting cries of joy and anger from different sides of the spectrum. Did Lucas flat out ruin Star Wars? Or was he just warming up before the big game? Many will tell you reasons supporting each, and provide evidence based off of if they have lost faith in the Force or if they are still loyal believers. The public wanted so much and what Lucas gave them was hardly a bad catch by any means, even if it falls, frankly, very short of what it should have really been.

The movie, obviously, has to achieve the opposite of the last chapter Return of the Jedi which closes the story by opening it up to us with new eyes and serving up new state-of-the-art images and action sequences served on a golden tray, with a brand spanking new storyline to tie in with the original we all fell in deep love with. The opening, giving us mostly a foundation of the two Jedi's as well as the intricate plot, jumps directly into the action, without really so much as a "hello" and expects us to pick up the pieces as the action moves ahead. It worked with the chapters that came before it, and rarely will you hear any complaints about where the narrative launches from (i.e. in the midst of a battle), though here the introduction with Obi-Wan and Qui Gon starts off the trilogy on a kind of unframilar path that feeds us too much at once, and it rarely lets up throughout the journey.

Over the last 12 or so years since its famous release, The Phantom Menace has been considered the worst out of not only the new trilogy but of all six movies. The old excuse of Lucas' "rusty-ness", of not being a director for over twenty years, has been spread but rarely is it actually supported as a reason for the film's total lack of popularity. And it shouldn't. What Lucas does here is admirably daunting, as he expands his fantasy universe and gives its roots a hefty dose of political backbone and introducing us to a complicated trade embargo with a mysterious, slightly creepy Queen and two Jedi in the mix as they intend to protect and serve as well as uncover the mystery of the newly emerged presence of the supposedly extinct Sith, while making a discovery in the force through a young slave boy. Sounds simple enough, but there lies the problem. Simplicity is no longer a word to be used for this kind of movie whose ambitious ideas and interests fall to overly convoluted trappings and cloying atmosphere.      

What can be attributed to George Lucas' near total lack of ability to write genuinely engaging stories (the original notwithstanding), The Phantom Menace falters to tell a tale that holds the imagination and expands it. The film has grand scope, and Lucas visually expands his world due to his impressively detailed computer generated images; but the story and direction keep the film from expanding in any kind of intellectual, emotional, or spiritual ways. Too overly infatuated by its visual triumphs, the energy of the action and situations draws inward to a stale, hollow core. The direction aside, Lucas' other issue is that of a script crammed with drab, stupid dialouge ("YIPEEEE!"), flat and uninteresting characterizations, and narrative structure and threads that clunk along until a thankfully redeeming final act where we can have a bit of fun. Even then, the movie never once discovers the life, humanity, spirit, fun or spontaneity that the first two embraced so deeply and spread through to millions. It's all so sterile, mannered, joyless and well, boring. The bland trade dispute, a cool villain who's reduced to about eight minutes of screen time, the forgettable, unquotable dialogue, and the cringe worthy acting (none of them even worth discussing, as none of the actors are able escape Lucas' repressive energy).

But what is George Lucas actually trying to say about his mythological philosophies? He's clearly got his heart and dedication into it all, but they feel continuously misplaced and misused to forward the story rather than explore it. Maybe its the doing of the editing, but many individual scenes feel unfocused and left open; as if they have some kind of idea but don't know how to finish them or make them transcend to connect. Even back in 1999 the movie didn't hold up well, and over ten years later it hasn't improved much in terms of structure or clarity by any means.

Outside of some inspired action oriented scenes and a kick ass lightsaber finale, the movie is just unsatisfying for any moviegoer, and I can imagine the hits fans took from over anticipation. Not horrible, but the Force has been drained considerably.